TITLE: My Favorite Relative
FANDOM: Navy NCIS
RATING: So G
Spoilers: none
ARCHIVE: Sure, but let me know where.
SUMMARY: Meeting Kate's family
DISCLAIMER: Navy NCIS is the properties of Belisarius Productions, Paramount Network Television, DPB (The second greatest being in the cosmos) and CBS.
Kate's cell phone rang. Gibbs and Tony looked over at
the woman. That thing never rang.
"Hello?" answered Kate.
"Kite?" replied a man's voice.
"Digger?" asked Kate incredulously.
"Where are you?" said the voice.
"I'm at work; where are you?" asked Kate as she got up
from her chair. She stood there, trying to keep from
screaming out loud in excitement.
"I'm standing out in your parking lot," said the man.
"So where are you, Kite?"
Kate started to move toward the big windows. She bumped
into Tony and the young man hit the floor.
"Kate?" said Tony in a mix of irritation and amusement.
He slowly stood.
Gibbs watched Kate as she paced back and forth before
the window, peering outside impatiently.
"I see you, Kite," said the man.
"I will meet at the front door," said Kate as she bolted
from the bullpen. She was out of there in a flash.
"Where the hell is she going?" asked Tony.
"I have no idea," said Gibbs. The man followed the woman
down to main floor to see Kate hugging a Gunnery
Sergeant.
The man looked to be about Gibbs' age; his hair was
turning gray. He was taller than Gibbs--Kate's feet
weren't even touching the ground.
"I can't believe you're here!" said Kate. "Does your mom
know you're back?"
"Not yet," said the man as he put Kate back on the
floor. "I got off the transport and came straight here.
I had to see you and your new job." Reaching out, the
man touched Kate's nose with a finger.
"Stop that," said Kate. "You know I hate that." Her
reaction made the man laugh.
"Kate," said Tony.
Kate turned around to see Tony and Gibbs standing there.
"Oh, good; there you are," said Kate.
"What's going on out here?" called out Abby as she came
out into the main lobby. "I just got a phone call that
Kate was mugging a Marine.
"Just in time, Abby," said Kate. "I was just going to
introduce my cousin to those two. Now where the heck is Ducky?"
The other three stood there waiting.
"I want to introduce you to my cousin, Gunnery Sgt.
Douglas Ingalls," said Kate. "Digger, I want you to meet
my boss, Jethro Gibbs, and two of our team members, Tony
DiNozzo and Abby Sciuto. There is one more to the group,
but he isn't here, so I will track him down later."
Douglas shook Gibbs and Tony's hands. "Kate, I do have
to check in," he said regretfully, "but I want to make
sure we meet up again sometime before hell freezes
over--or by the time Mother stops yelling."
"Okay," said Kate. "I can't believe you came here first.
Your mom is going to murder me."
"I think you're safe," said Douglas. "I don't think
she'll come looking for you. She's still afraid of your gun."
"There is that," said Kate. "You better go before you
get into trouble."
"Yeah, I know," said Douglas. "Digger and Kite back
together again."
"Lord have mercy on our souls!" said Kate with a laugh.
Tony was trying to keep from laughing. "Kite?" said the man.
Kate turned around and laughed at Tony. The rather
larger Marine moved around his cousin and moved so he
was standing in Tony's personal space was hard to miss.
"No one calls her that but me," said Douglas.
"Understand?" The man didn't raise his voice at all.
Tony looked up at Douglas' face. "Yes," said the NCIS
agent meekly.
"Good," said Douglas as he moved away from Tony. "Kate,
I'll call you when I get settled in. Don't go off on me."
"Like I'm that crazy," said Kate.
"All right," said Douglas. He waved at Kate and went out
the door.
"What the hell was that?" asked Abby. "I thought he was
going to take Tony's head off!"
"Oh, he would have," said Kate. "That is my favorite
relative." She smiled as she watched Douglas get into
the cab and drive off.
"Um, Kate," said Tony. "Did he teach you how to shoot?"
"Yes; that is why I like guns, Tony," said Kate. "Big
guns."